"Oh no! Part of my new Japanese Maple tree has fallen off!" - (c) Harry
“An Avalanche caramel apple before bed is a sure way to get a good night’s sleep!” - (c) Harry
“Hello Ottomobile, now that the Fourth of July is over, are you going to shave that stache…..and take a shower?” - (c) Harry, July 11th, 2012
"Hmmm…maybe I’ll do the Moo Shu Pork…with no msg. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. That foot massage place across the street looks pretty good, I wonder if they’ll try to charge me double for my ‘feet’." - (c) Harry, debating whether he should give the restaurant 4 or 5 stars on Yelp.