“It’s a little late, but I would like to announce that I was promoted to Junior Officer.  My relevant experience as a Knight certainly helped!” - (c) Harry

Be sure to check out my brand new Bay to Breakers montage on a computer (not allowed on mobile devices) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_NqbOPhZBw  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_NqbOPhZBw

“I finally have time for lunch.  I’ve been working very hard on my 2013 Bay to Breakers montage.  Check it out on a computer, YouTube won’t allow it on mobile devices.” - (c) Harry 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_NqbOPhZBw

“San Franciscans, the last day to see the Terracotta Warriors is Memorial Day.  Remember, Thursdays after 5:00 pm is only $10!” - (c) Harry

“I still have a headache.  Maybe the acupuncturist used the wrong guide when poking needles into my head.” - (c) Harry

“After socializing with sweet and savory characters during Bay to Breakers, it’d be best for me to check into my trusted delousing salon.” - (c) Harry

ohcamil: You know, honestly, it’s a valid business and all but I just can’t help but wonder how people get into certain lines of work.

adventuresofharry: I would feel itchy all day long at work!

This big shaggy was so quick; I almost had to tap into my second life.  Don’t worry, I have good reflex!

I see you have an extra lei.  May I have it?

Cheers!  Wait, you ladies are all shaken not stirred, right?

I don’t mind fertilizing you, Lady.  I just want you to know that I won’t be of much help when it comes to diaper changing.

I’m so sorry your friend, 21228, couldn’t make it.  You Pink Golfers show such team spirit!

Wake up, Baby!  The journey has just begun!

What can I say?  I wanted to smell his roses.

His bib says: Probably the best baby in the universe!  She seems to agree.

This is the first balloon to pass Mile Marker Number 3!  Go Yellow Balloon!